They can be silly and tasteless \u2013 and there\u2019s something suitable for almost any age and audience<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
A clown walks into a bar. Seriously. Bear with me a minute here.<\/p>\n
The clown sees a Santa Claus impersonator propped up on a stool with a beer. The clown gambols across to sit on Santa\u2019s lap, and then pees his pants before shooting everyone else in the bar. He steals Santa\u2019s costume, ties him up, douses him with liquid nitrogen and proceeds to smash him to bloody pieces. Ho ho ho.<\/p>\n
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