{"id":29816,"date":"2025-01-06T21:07:11","date_gmt":"2025-01-06T21:07:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/06\/primate-ballerina-errant-monkey-in-a-tutu-leads-missouri-police-a-merry-dance\/"},"modified":"2025-01-06T21:07:11","modified_gmt":"2025-01-06T21:07:11","slug":"primate-ballerina-errant-monkey-in-a-tutu-leads-missouri-police-a-merry-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/06\/primate-ballerina-errant-monkey-in-a-tutu-leads-missouri-police-a-merry-dance\/","title":{"rendered":"Prima(te) ballerina: errant monkey in a tutu leads Missouri police a merry dance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sheriff\u2019s deputies captured the monkey, which had opened a door to escape, before arrival of winter storm<\/p>\n<p>A monkey in a pink tutu that slipped out of a Missouri home was captured just before a winter storm slammed the state.<\/p>\n<p>The Jefferson county sheriff\u2019s office described the apprehension of the primate in a Facebook post as \u201cBananas\u201d.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2025\/jan\/06\/monkey-tutu-missouri\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sheriff\u2019s deputies captured the monkey, which had opened a door to escape, before arrival of winter storm A monkey in a pink tutu that slipped out of a Missouri home was captured just before a winter storm slammed the state. The Jefferson county sheriff\u2019s office described the apprehension of the primate in a Facebook post &#8230; <a title=\"Prima(te) ballerina: errant monkey in a tutu leads Missouri police a merry dance\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/01\/06\/primate-ballerina-errant-monkey-in-a-tutu-leads-missouri-police-a-merry-dance\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Prima(te) ballerina: errant monkey in a tutu leads Missouri police a merry dance\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}