{"id":34146,"date":"2025-02-23T12:06:09","date_gmt":"2025-02-23T12:06:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/23\/trumps-bullshit-blitz-has-europe-on-its-knees-stewart-lee\/"},"modified":"2025-02-23T12:06:09","modified_gmt":"2025-02-23T12:06:09","slug":"trumps-bullshit-blitz-has-europe-on-its-knees-stewart-lee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/23\/trumps-bullshit-blitz-has-europe-on-its-knees-stewart-lee\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump\u2019s bullshit blitz has Europe on its knees | Stewart Lee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the US president\u2019s cheerleaders, the whitewashing of the deaths of ten of thousands of Ukrainians is a small price to pay for sticking it to the wokerati<\/p>\n<p>Was it really only a month ago that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/politics\/2019\/oct\/07\/jennifer-arcuri-refuses-to-rule-out-claims-of-affair-with-boris-johnson\">pole-dancer patron<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/politics\/2019\/dec\/11\/boris-johnson-hides-in-fridge-to-avoid-piers-morgan-interview\">fridge explorer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/politics\/2019\/dec\/13\/bombastic-boris-johnson-wins-huge-majority-on-promise-to-get-brexit-done\">Brexit get-doer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/politics\/2019\/jun\/25\/boris-johnson-reveals-he-makes-models-of-buses-to-relax\">model bus maker<\/a>, sofa-strainer, wall-spaffer, current <em>Daily Mail<\/em> columnist and former British prime minister Boris Johnson eulogised the inauguration of Donald Trump in the <em>Mail<\/em>, recounting how, as the \u201cinvisible pulse of power surged\u201d from the battered bible into the hand of Trump: \u201cI saw the moment the world\u2019s wokerati had worked so hard to prevent.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I hope Johnson is pleased with the way things have worked out. Because now the foolish wokerati have been schooled beyond Johnson\u2019s wettest dreams. It\u2019s the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2025\/feb\/18\/us-russia-ukraine-talks-riyadh-saudi-arabia\">Trump-Putin-bin Salman party!<\/a> An <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2023\/may\/10\/trump-trial-verdict-white-house-2024-run\">adjudicated sex offender<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/article\/2024\/may\/30\/trump-trial-hush-money-verdict\">convicted fraudster<\/a>, and a man who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2022\/mar\/13\/putin-has-already-deployed-a-chemical-weapon-in-salisbury\">sanctioned a chemical warfare hit<\/a>, killing a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/uk-news\/2024\/oct\/16\/salisbury-novichok-poisoning-inquiry-dawn-sturgess\">British citizen on British soil<\/a>, have met at the luxury Saudia Arabian hotel of another man, who, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2021\/feb\/26\/jamal-khashoggi-mohammed-bin-salman-us-report\">according to the US, reportedly approved the murder <\/a>and subsequent dismemberment of a journalist, to discuss the similarly brutal dismemberment of Ukraine, without consulting either Ukraine itself or the countries most directly affected by the legitimisation of Putin\u2019s territorial anxieties. Don\u2019t worry, Poland! Stable genius Trump has got this covered, so break out the bone saws, pop the cork on the novichok and<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2016\/oct\/07\/donald-trump-leaked-recording-women\"> grab the girls by the pussy<\/a>! There are 1970s Italian slasher films with less gruesome plotlines. Well said, Boris Johnson! That\u2019s certainly stuck it to the wokerati!<\/p>\n<p>Stewart Lee tours <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stewartlee.co.uk\/live-dates\">Stewart Lee vs the Man-Wulf<\/a><\/em> this year, with a Royal Festival Hall run in July. He appears in a benefit show for Just Stop Oil at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eventbrite.co.uk\/e\/the-burning-parrot-comedy-fundraiser-tickets-1245032508749\">Walthamstow Trades Hall, London, on 8 April<\/a><\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/commentisfree\/2025\/feb\/23\/donald-trump-bullshit-blitz-has-europe-on-its-knees\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the US president\u2019s cheerleaders, the whitewashing of the deaths of ten of thousands of Ukrainians is a small price to pay for sticking it to the wokerati Was it really only a month ago that the pole-dancer patron, fridge explorer, Brexit get-doer, model bus maker, sofa-strainer, wall-spaffer, current Daily Mail columnist and former British &#8230; <a title=\"Trump\u2019s bullshit blitz has Europe on its knees | Stewart Lee\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/23\/trumps-bullshit-blitz-has-europe-on-its-knees-stewart-lee\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Trump\u2019s bullshit blitz has Europe on its knees | Stewart Lee\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}