{"id":35511,"date":"2025-03-09T13:28:25","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T13:28:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/09\/trump-has-microwaved-my-cornetto-of-hope-stewart-lee\/"},"modified":"2025-03-09T13:28:25","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T13:28:25","slug":"trump-has-microwaved-my-cornetto-of-hope-stewart-lee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/09\/trump-has-microwaved-my-cornetto-of-hope-stewart-lee\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump has microwaved my Cornetto of hope | Stewart Lee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The gadfly-minded abuser has openly threatened Greenland, Ukraine and Europe. He, and America, are the enemy now<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019d say writing comedy about the ever-shifting opinions of Donald Trump, the Speedy Gonzales of on-the-hoof policymaking, is like playing pin the tail on the donkey, but it\u2019s unfair on donkeys. No donkey ever <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2023\/may\/09\/e-jean-carroll-wins-trump-trial-verdict\">sexually assaulted someone in a department store changing cubicle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s 4.30pm on Wednesday and I\u2019m done. Last week I filed this column on Thursday, and then on Friday DJ Trump and JD Vance <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/video\/2025\/feb\/28\/make-a-deal-or-we-are-out-the-worst-of-trump-and-zelenskyys-clash-video\">beat up Volodymyr Zelenskyy live on TV in the Oval Office<\/a> to try to grab his minerals, as brazenly as Trump might grab a pussy, like a performatively cruel Tweedledum and Tweedledee in <em>Sopranos<\/em> suits.<\/p>\n<p>Stewart Lee tours <em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stewartlee.co.uk\/live-dates\">Stewart Lee<\/a><\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stewartlee.co.uk\/live-dates\"> vs <\/a><\/em><em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.stewartlee.co.uk\/live-dates\">the Man-Wulf<\/a><\/em> this year, with a Royal Festival Hall run in July<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/commentisfree\/2025\/mar\/09\/trump-has-microwaved-my-cornetto-of-hope-stewart-lee\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The gadfly-minded abuser has openly threatened Greenland, Ukraine and Europe. He, and America, are the enemy now I\u2019d say writing comedy about the ever-shifting opinions of Donald Trump, the Speedy Gonzales of on-the-hoof policymaking, is like playing pin the tail on the donkey, but it\u2019s unfair on donkeys. No donkey ever sexually assaulted someone in &#8230; <a title=\"Trump has microwaved my Cornetto of hope | Stewart Lee\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/09\/trump-has-microwaved-my-cornetto-of-hope-stewart-lee\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Trump has microwaved my Cornetto of hope | Stewart Lee\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}