Anything is possible with Trump ripping up all the rules \u2013 and I\u2019m going to take full advantage<\/p>\n
My haters are going to rejoice when I say this, but I think it\u2019s high time I changed careers. Being a half Palestinian, wholly homosexual freelance writer based in the US isn\u2019t currently looking like the most stable situation. Either my livelihood is going to get obliterated by AI, or I\u2019m getting shipped to a detention centre for thoughtcrimes and gender treachery. It\u2019s anyone\u2019s guess which comes first.<\/p>\n
Having mulled over the various directions my future could take (dog-cloning saleswoman, astronaut, head of sanitation<\/a> for the city of Philadelphia), I have finally decided what I want to be when I grow up. And I\u2019m going to exclusively reveal the result in this column. I\u2019m \u2026 going into politics!<\/p>\n Continue reading…<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Anything is possible with Trump ripping up all the rules \u2013 and I\u2019m going to take full advantage My haters are going to rejoice when I say this, but I think it\u2019s high time I changed careers. Being a half Palestinian, wholly homosexual freelance writer based in the US isn\u2019t currently looking like the most … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}