{"id":65822,"date":"2026-02-09T13:56:37","date_gmt":"2026-02-09T18:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/09\/goat-review-noisy-lightning-speed-basketball-animation-does-it-for-the-kids\/"},"modified":"2026-02-09T13:56:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T18:56:37","slug":"goat-review-noisy-lightning-speed-basketball-animation-does-it-for-the-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/02\/09\/goat-review-noisy-lightning-speed-basketball-animation-does-it-for-the-kids\/","title":{"rendered":"Goat review \u2013 noisy, lightning-speed basketball animation does it for the kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A diminutive young buck aspires to compete with rhinos and horses in \u2018roarball\u2019, but this by-numbers tale is not the greatest of any time<\/p>\n<p>Greatest of all time? No. Possibly not even the greatest of half-term. This loud, chaotic and unlovable animated kids\u2019 comedy feels as though it is bordering on AI slop, algorithmically generated and instantly familiar from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/film\/2016\/mar\/27\/zootropolis-review-disney-animated-odd-couple-mark-kermode\">Zootropolis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/film\/2017\/jan\/29\/sing-review-wildlifes-got-talent-singing-animals-garth-jennings-matthew-mcconaughey\">Sing<\/a> and other movies with talking animals. It is a shame, because it has a real-life inspiration: basketball star Stephen Curry, who was repeatedly told at the start of his career that he was too skinny and too small to make it as a pro. Curry is a producer here, and has a performing role. But in spite of this connection, Goat lacks heart and soul, and a sense of genuine emotions.<\/p>\n<p>What it does have is some pretty decent voice acing, bringing a degree of charm to the movie. Will Harris (voiced by Caleb McLaughlin) is a goat who has grown up dreaming of playing professional \u201croarball\u201d, a fiercer and faster version of basketball. But Will is a \u201csmall\u201d and roar players are all \u201cbigs\u201d \u2013 powerful beasts such as rhinos and horses. Will\u2019s hero and the star of his favourite team, the Thorns, is a panther called Jet (Gabrielle Union), a champ close to retirement but determined to win the league. When Will gets a shot at joining the Thorns, he is laughed at, underrated but undeterred.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/film\/2026\/feb\/09\/goat-review-animation\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A diminutive young buck aspires to compete with rhinos and horses in \u2018roarball\u2019, but this by-numbers tale is not the greatest of any time Greatest of all time? No. Possibly not even the greatest of half-term. 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