{"id":67899,"date":"2026-03-03T10:58:44","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T15:58:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/03\/to-anyone-who-thinks-trump-can-bring-peace-and-equality-to-iran-ive-got-a-bridge-to-sell-you-going-cheap-marina-hyde\/"},"modified":"2026-03-03T10:58:44","modified_gmt":"2026-03-03T15:58:44","slug":"to-anyone-who-thinks-trump-can-bring-peace-and-equality-to-iran-ive-got-a-bridge-to-sell-you-going-cheap-marina-hyde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/03\/to-anyone-who-thinks-trump-can-bring-peace-and-equality-to-iran-ive-got-a-bridge-to-sell-you-going-cheap-marina-hyde\/","title":{"rendered":"To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran \u2013 I\u2019ve got a bridge to sell you. Going cheap | Marina Hyde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If POTUS can really bomb peace, stability and women\u2019s rights into the Middle East, I\u2019ll take my hat off to him. Judging by his role in Gaza, I won\u2019t hold my breath<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/mar\/03\/trump-starmer-uk-refusal-back-iran-strikes\">says Keir Starmer has damaged the special relationship<\/a> by not helping him more in the US-Israel war on Iran. But you have to remember that when you do help, Trump pretends you didn\u2019t anyway, and also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/jan\/22\/trump-nato-afghanistan-troops\">pisses on your war dead<\/a>. Still, what could be more enticing than the Americans trying to sell you a timeshare on a war in the Middle East?<\/p>\n<p>And so to Iran. \u201cWar is the realm of uncertainty,\u201d said Carl von Clausewitz, who \u2013 and not to be a bitch \u2013 I still think of as a more impressive military theorist than Pete Hegseth. Certainly, Carl had fewer Crusades tattoos than the US defence secretary. Hegseth is 100% certain about all his nailed-down positions, even the ones in apparent conflict with each other. And it feels like a great sign that he, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/mar\/02\/rubio-us-attack-israel-iran\">Marco Rubio<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-15605589\/us-israel-iran-trump-war-live-updates.html\">JD Vance<\/a> already seem to have different rationales for why this war was launched. This is an administration that came to power on an <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2026\/mar\/01\/trump-iran-strike-maga-war-promise\">explicit \u201cno more wars\u201d ticket<\/a> \u2013 but look, as Pete keeps saying, this isn\u2019t a regime-change war. If that seems confusing, given he first said it about 10 minutes after US-Israeli strikes had just cratered the ayatollah\u2019s compound, Hegseth has since been on hand to scoff that what\u2019s going down in Iran is \u201cno nation-building quagmire, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/world\/2026\/mar\/02\/hegseth-iran-war-first-remarks\">no democracy-building exercise\u201d<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Marina Hyde is a Guardian columnist<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/commentisfree\/2026\/mar\/03\/donald-trump-iran-usa-middle-east-war\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If POTUS can really bomb peace, stability and women\u2019s rights into the Middle East, I\u2019ll take my hat off to him. Judging by his role in Gaza, I won\u2019t hold my breath Donald Trump says Keir Starmer has damaged the special relationship by not helping him more in the US-Israel war on Iran. But you &#8230; <a title=\"To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran \u2013 I\u2019ve got a bridge to sell you. Going cheap | Marina Hyde\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/03\/to-anyone-who-thinks-trump-can-bring-peace-and-equality-to-iran-ive-got-a-bridge-to-sell-you-going-cheap-marina-hyde\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about To anyone who thinks Trump can bring peace and equality to Iran \u2013 I\u2019ve got a bridge to sell you. 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