I\u2019m not ashamed of my ankles, or of my M&S underpants. But why flaunt them?<\/p>\n
Blokes wearing hats indoors \u2013 beanie hats. What\u2019s that all about? It does my, well, head in. But seriously, why? I was in a fancy restaurant yesterday morning and there a chap was, beanie on, tapping importantly on a laptop, nibbling on something or other without taking his eyes off the screen. What with this intellectual endeavour \u2013 on top of the generous, ambient warmth of the room \u2013 his brain would surely overheat. Let it breathe a bit, mate, for heaven\u2019s sake.<\/p>\n
If there is some shame or insecurity in play here, my apologies. But I pick up the pungent scent of pure affectation. The indoor hat is only a tiny click on the dial away from indoor sunglasses. Perhaps I\u2019m just jealous, because the beanie, inside or outside, is one of several fashion choices I can never make. Apart from anything else, they tend to make me look more like Benny from Crossroads than the actual Benny from Crossroads.<\/p>\n
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