{"id":70404,"date":"2026-03-30T12:57:13","date_gmt":"2026-03-30T17:57:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/30\/never-mind-leading-the-free-world-if-donald-trump-were-your-ageing-father-when-would-you-take-away-his-car-keys\/"},"modified":"2026-03-30T12:57:13","modified_gmt":"2026-03-30T17:57:13","slug":"never-mind-leading-the-free-world-if-donald-trump-were-your-ageing-father-when-would-you-take-away-his-car-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/30\/never-mind-leading-the-free-world-if-donald-trump-were-your-ageing-father-when-would-you-take-away-his-car-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"Never mind leading the free world, if Donald Trump were your ageing father, when would you take away his car keys?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Presidential decisions can mean life or death for millions around the world, that\u2019s why constitutional safeguards exist. But do they work in practice?<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump\u2019s cognitive skills are amazing. So amazing! So great! So much better than any other dumb presidential contender you could mention, at least according to Trump himself, who bragged once again last week of how he had repeatedly aced what he calls \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/americas\/us-politics\/trump-moca-cognitive-test-fact-check-b2947110.html\">a very hard test for a lot of people<\/a>\u201d. (It\u2019s thought he means a screening tool for mild cognitive impairment in elderly people.)<\/p>\n<p>Sure, the 79-year-old leader of the free world recently interrupted a cabinet meeting in the middle of a war to ramble on at length about a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/world\/americas\/us-politics\/trump-sharpies-cabinet-meeting-b2947492.html\">conversation he supposedly had<\/a> with the head of the Sharpie pen company over supplying bespoke presidential felt-tips, of which the firm said it could find no record. And made a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/news\/articles\/c8dlpr074q3o\">baffling joke about Pearl Harbor<\/a> during a press conference in front of an alarmed-looking Japanese prime minister. And called the strait of Hormuz the \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/skynews.com.au\/opinion\/donald-trump-makes-joke-referring-to-the-strait-of-hormuz-as-the-strait-of-trump\/video\/9d5623b9b2f013622ea49fb99810745a\">strait of Trump<\/a>\u201d, before adding that that was absolutely deliberate because \u201cthere are no accidents with me\u201d. But anyway, to be clear, his mental state is great. The greatest!<\/p>\n<p>Gaby Hinsliff is a Guardian columnist<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Do you have an opinion on the issues raised in this article? If you would like to submit a response of up to 300 words by email to be considered for publication in our<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/tone\/letters\"> letters<\/a> section, please <a href=\"mailto:guardian.letters@theguardian.com?body=Please%20include%20your%20name,%20full%20postal%20address%20and%20phone%20number%20with%20your%20letter%20below.%20Letters%20are%20usually%20published%20with%20the%20author%27s%20name%20and%20city\/town\/village.%20The%20rest%20of%20the%20information%20is%20for%20verification%20only%20and%20to%20contact%20you%20where%20necessary.\">click here<\/a>.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/commentisfree\/2026\/mar\/30\/donald-trump-leader-of-the-free-world-president-safeguards\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Presidential decisions can mean life or death for millions around the world, that\u2019s why constitutional safeguards exist. But do they work in practice? Donald Trump\u2019s cognitive skills are amazing. So amazing! So great! So much better than any other dumb presidential contender you could mention, at least according to Trump himself, who bragged once again &#8230; <a title=\"Never mind leading the free world, if Donald Trump were your ageing father, when would you take away his car keys?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/03\/30\/never-mind-leading-the-free-world-if-donald-trump-were-your-ageing-father-when-would-you-take-away-his-car-keys\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about Never mind leading the free world, if Donald Trump were your ageing father, when would you take away his car keys?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}