{"id":79827,"date":"2026-10-11T06:55:29","date_gmt":"2026-10-11T11:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/11\/i-need-smart-glasses-how-else-can-i-monetize-every-second-of-my-life-dave-schilling\/"},"modified":"2026-10-11T06:55:29","modified_gmt":"2026-10-11T11:55:29","slug":"i-need-smart-glasses-how-else-can-i-monetize-every-second-of-my-life-dave-schilling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/11\/i-need-smart-glasses-how-else-can-i-monetize-every-second-of-my-life-dave-schilling\/","title":{"rendered":"I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019re the latest technological innovation no one asked for \u2013 now with added consent issues!<\/p>\n<p>I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes.<\/p>\n<p>You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I like free champagne, passed appetizers and forced, go-nowhere small talk.<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/commentisfree\/2026\/oct\/11\/smart-glasses-content-creation\">Continue reading&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They\u2019re the latest technological innovation no one asked for \u2013 now with added consent issues! I went to a party recently. A fancy one, filled with expensive people and interesting clothes. You might find this surprising, as I expend hundreds of words a week in this publication bemoaning human interaction, but I love parties. I &#8230; <a title=\"I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/2026\/10\/11\/i-need-smart-glasses-how-else-can-i-monetize-every-second-of-my-life-dave-schilling\/\" aria-label=\"Read more about I need smart glasses. How else can I monetize every second of my life? | Dave Schilling\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/news2shorts.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}