From the cheesecake factory discourse to the double Dan Sullivans, campaign season has been ridiculous<\/p>\n
Chances are, as you\u2019re reading this, your bunker is fully stocked, your doors are locked, and you\u2019re peeking at your computer screen through gaps between your fingers.<\/p>\n
After all, it\u2019s election day on Tuesday. Once again, democracy will be tested \u2013 like Beavis & Butthead taking the SATs. I\u2019m not looking forward to it, and I\u2019m sure you aren\u2019t either.<\/p>\n
Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist<\/p>\n
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